small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
literally fuck off
Hey guys!! My name's Mariam, I'm 16, I'm from Iraq, I lived in Jordan, now I live in Georgia, I speak Arabic and English (obviously), I'm a ginger (jealous Doctor??), I'm a junior in high school. So since I'm from the MiddleEast, #PrayForIraq #PrayForPalestine #PrayForLybia #PrayForSyria #PrayForMuslims #AndHonestly #PrayForEveryoneElseThatNeedsIt
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
sometimes i start typing a post and then i think “shut the fuck up” and cancel it
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
Peter you are doing the absolute most rn. BYE.
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
I love this.