Hey guys!! My name's Mariam, I'm 16, I'm from Iraq, I lived in Jordan, now I live in Georgia, I speak Arabic and English (obviously), I'm a ginger (jealous Doctor??), I'm a junior in high school. So yeah you should ask me something because then we might become friends and people might think you're cool cause I talk to you. Kay?
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
dear jesus are you a sim?
acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.
still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda
I love how everyone universally hates Umbridge
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed