I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Who brought this back
lol heres a picture of me throwing up
sorry if ur squeamish
goddammit reblog me i almost got kicked out of target for throwing (and dropping) it a million times trying to get a clear shot
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
Can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate the pure scientific power in this photo.
if macklemore’s last album isn’t titled “Mackle No More” i will be severely disappointed
i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
Dont steal your boyfriends hoodie. steal his car
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Over on the bed… the couch.” The line was scripted “Over on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.
fun fact everybody
So really, he fucks up in every film he’s in, but the director always decides to keep it going
maybe that’s why he hasn’t got an oscar
You better take that back
so i heard Supernatural has a gif for everything!!!
what about… M&M’s??
John Winchester being a good father?